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Jul. 30th, 2010 | 05:27 pm

"God is a neophyte." Foramen Magnum 8:29, the gospel according to Cranium



after the Soviets bombed the god out of Jerusalem, North Americans were forced inside their heads

like feral-eyed orphans after the flood we came to expect the handouts

adrift in a current of past events, our compensation had already been spent

by the time enlightenment came to mean entitlement we were already circled in defense


warheads are filled with a biological religion

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May. 1st, 2010 | 01:53 am

If a man wants to become a hero, the snake must first become a dragon: otherwise he is lacking his proper enemy.

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In 1982 she died alone in her apartment in NYC, childless, husbandless, friendless and godless

Oct. 4th, 2009 | 08:19 am

Personally amusing article about a philosophy that should have died before the article itself was printed:
http://books.google.com/books?id=-1UEAAAAMBAJ&pg=RA1-PA92&as_pt=MAGAZINES#v=onepage&q=&f=true

I should ask the randroids to check their premises, thanks in advance.

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Mar. 28th, 2009 | 02:27 pm

yo yo check it out y'all

you are now listening to teh technical sounds of intelligent dance music

stimulatin your mind so you can buy free trade coffee beans at starbucks

like to give a big up to LAWRENCE LESSIG always makin it funky enough

also wanna give a very special thanks to RMS; takin it slow and keepin it free

aight peace

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Mar. 4th, 2009 | 03:40 am

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we're all living in amerika

Oct. 21st, 2008 | 02:46 pm

[15:26:53] <&Pinkuh> Dude
[15:26:57] <&Pinkuh> you live in North America
[15:27:00] <&Pinkuh> thus you are american 

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The Fine Art Of Killing Yourself (And Maybe Someone Else)

Oct. 9th, 2008 | 11:13 pm

So here in Nevada we've been getting seeing a lot of the fight for the White House. We're a swing state, we have a good record of choosing presidents -- we voted for Bush, we voted for Clinton, we voted for Reagan and so forth. Obama and McCain have both made appearances at the local university, Romney has recently been visiting little mining towns. The radio is hot with adverts for both parties. And today, I received my copy of Obsession, the hour-long pre-release of a video about "Radical Islam's War Against The West." As it says, "It's our responsibility to ensure we can all make an informed vote in November." If you don't want to desecrate your DVD player with this disc, or you live in a securely red/blue state and won't get this in the mail, I wrote about it as I watched it:

DIGITAL GAR GAR GARCollapse )

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I Kill The Rock

Oct. 6th, 2008 | 06:08 pm

accepting nominees for best fictional band:

Omega and the Mechanical Animals
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Glass and the Ghost Children
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

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Blowout

Oct. 2nd, 2008 | 05:20 pm

Since financial bailouts are big in the news these days, here's a good one: Gravity Probe B, recipient of a $2.7 million donation from an unnamed group. GP-B is a ridiculously precision instrument currently in Earth orbit proving Einstein's theories of relativity. The four niobium-coated gyroscopes in their superconducting lead box drift/wobble under their own influence no more than one hundred-billionth of a degree per hour. Other sources of drift -- geodetic drift and frame shifting -- then become apparent. The satellite has shown that in the presence of a gravity field, circles are less than 360 degrees, and the Stanford team is currently reviewing data to show that Earth warps and pulls gravity with it.

LOL HURF SCIENCE PORN or whatever.

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Consequence

Sep. 30th, 2008 | 08:54 am

1800 miles, 12mpg, fuel averaging $3.80 across five states. Utah, you fucking suck at road construction. Visit scenic Idaho:



Anyways, I return from vacation and suddenly I find out that we're experiencing a massive gas shortage. Or a massive rise in Southern stupidity, depending on how the story's been written. According to some experts, I've been hoarding gasoline since I started driving. I'm sorry. Meanwhile the Georgia governor is demanding that Bush open up the national reserves -- and taking other hamfisted measures against this localized shortage. On the flipside, North Carolina's governor is blasting fuel distributors for the supposed shortage.

So according to these reports, fuel supply is nearly at pre-hurricane levels, shipments are flowing uninterrupted across the country... demand is down, and has been down. Prices had been dropping, refineries were running at partial capacity, and distributors had cut their stockpiles all due to the decrease in fuel demand. Sensing a surge in fuel prices in the wake of the hurricane season, and having been presented with a convenient excuse, it appears that many fuel distributors in the Southeast are currently rebuilding their stockpiles and artificially cutting supplies. They've created a local crisis that has sparked nationwide fears, incompetent politicians rushing to set up an even larger crisis, and more discussion of the "peak oil" myth. Impressive.

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